Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it's getting worse. What can I do?
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Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I'd also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?
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A girl to her boyfriend: "I'm breaking up with you!"
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"But why?"
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"Because you're constantly making fun of my weight!"
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"Oh come on, honey, don't be like that! Here, grab these two chairs, sit yourself down on them and we will talk it out."
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Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
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She just couldn't control her pupils!
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Positive Vibes (Completed)
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