Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.
The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, "So, you were at school today, right?"
Son: "Yeah."
Detector: "Beep."
Son: "OK, OK, I was in a cinema."
Detector: "Beep."
Son: "Alright, I went for a beer with my friends."
Father: "What?! At your age, I wouldn't touch alcohol!"
Detector: "Beep."
Mother laughs: "Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!"
Detector: "Beep."
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Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf.
"Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?"
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"Go away! I'm crapping!"
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Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
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Woman: Yeah, sure!
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!
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Positive Vibes (Completed)
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