-Mum: "Why is your room always so messy?"
Me: "So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die."
-That awkward moment when the most annoying person in complaining about someone being annoying...:|
-I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are starting to take that as a challenge.
-If I die...I want my friends and family to keep updating my status to freak people out.
-When you buy a bag of air and the company was nice enough to put a few chips in..
-I'm more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying.
-If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.
-So much to do, so little motivation.
-Not sure if I'm in a really bad mood or if everyone is really FREAKIN ANNOYING.
-No Mum, do not ask thar relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
-I could win new zealands got talent if they just let me bring my shower on stage.
-"What time is it?.."
"There's a clock right there."
"Did I ask you where the clock was?"
-Mum: Wake up!
Me: *Maybe if I pretend I'm dead she'll go away*
-That moment when parents try to compare our life as a teenager, to them when they were a teenager.
-That amazing and awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with.
-Sarcasm: because beating someone in the face with a shovel is illegal.
-Be nice to everyone in case someone you know gets rich..:)
-What was wrong with them when they invented pillows..."I'm gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can all sleep on it."
-Mum: Did you get home safe?
Me: No I died a few times...
-Arguing with an idiot is the most frustrating thing ever.
-You don't know pain unless you've tied your hair with a rubberband and then tried to take it out.
-Mum: "All you do is sit on that computer all day!"
Me: Lies. I sit on the chair."
-If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL.
-Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 2 hours ago wth!
Me: Excuse me where do you think these biscuits came from?
-World War 3 will probably be fought via social networking sites.
-Boys like it when you're playfully mean to them. Call them names. Punch them on the shoulder. Murder their families.
-The news is just some person saying "good evening" and then giving reasons why it's not.
-I like wearing big sweathers. Not 'cause they're all comfy and cuddly, but when the sleeves are really big I get to flop them around and smack people.
-When peoople try to talk to me when I have my headphones on:
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?!!
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How To Be: Cute, Awesome and Weird!
Teen FictionBe Weird. Be Random. Be Who You Are. Because You Never Know Who Would Love The Person You Hide. I like weird things. Weird may not always be good. But weird's always different.