Hiding from Russia's wrath

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Rome: Reads the dare We have to hide from-a this Russia for-a 1 hour before he-a kills us all?!

America, England and France: Already hiding

Australia: Crikey! Hides

Asian countries: Quickly hides

Everyone else except Ukraine: Hides

Russia: Bursts in with his Magic Metal Pipe of Pain Who wants to become one with Mother Russia da?

Ukraine: Hello Russia!

Russia: Hello big sis, where is everyone?

Ukraine: Should I tell him?!

South Korea and Sealand: Making hand gestures signalling 'no'

Ukraine: No?...

Russia: Ok then. I wonder where are they.

Mexico: Checks his watch 59 minutes?! Are you kidding me?!

Russia: Hm... I know you're here da.

Romano: Sh*t sh*t sh*t!

Russia: Received a text message Oh? What's this?

Singapore: We don't want to become one with mother Russia! 😡😡😡

Russia: Why not?

Singapore: None of us are interested!

Ireland: What's going on?

England: Singapore is texting Russia.

Scotland: Are ye serious lad?

Wales: How'd he even get his number?!

England: Singapore always has a way when it comes to a phone.

Philippines: Bursts in I'm back po!

Russia: Oh, hello Philippines. Would you want to become one with Mother Russia?

Philippines: No but do you want some volka?

Russia: Sure, why not? Puts away his pipe

France: Comes out Zhat's all it took?!

Malaysia: Apparently so.

China: 1 hour has pasted aru.

Switzerland: Bursts out of the closet before throwing The Maid outfit onto the ground ABOUT TIME!!!!!

Prussia: Does the same MIEN GOTT FINALLY!!!

Japan: Already changed Ask or dare.

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