It surely must be so
Welcome to my little classic rockish and fandomish world. I'll pack here: tags, rants and drafts, lot of oneshots (not crack tho), art stuff and whatever.
Another waste of bytes on the internet ?
I love this song so much, it's in my head and house 25/8 for a past few days. Ahh :vv
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And who is the best classic rock band?
I'm gonna introduce you to some of my Original Characters that are the greatest musicians this world has ever seen and will not see again (not really).
*drumroll*
Meet... I'm so sorry, they were high while coming up with the name... Dirty Landlubbers
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^ Here they are.
They're bunch of English irrensponsible idiots, who created a band in '64, inspired by a British Invasion and The Beatles, with high hopes of getting famous. IDK HOW WHEN THEY BARELY CAN STAND EACH OTHER.
Their music is some kind of weird mix in between The Doors and Led Zeppelin.
Psychodelic rock, with some touch of hard rock. Yes.
The middleone, Ethanaelius I is the drummer and the shining star of this band. Asshole, but fabulous asshole, that everyone loves.
He always fights with Clyde, this one guy that still didn't get over his teddy boy phase. Clyde keeps saying that he's the leader here. Douchebag that always steals packs of cigarettes.
Will, the second guitarist, next one to Clyde, is gay for him. You can smell the sexual tension in between them from here. JUST SHAG ALREADY, GUYS. Oh, and he tries to be nice c":
The curly headed boi is John (because every classic rock band has John), the keyboardist. Lovely hippie that gives flowers to everyone, spreads love- BUT DOESN'T DO DRUGS WTF.
The last one is Cut, the bassist. He's shy and quiet, schizophremic guy that shouts at everyone "I'm alright, really!!!". He doesn't want to worry anyone. Poor pal.
Dirty Landlubbers absolutely fight with each other, waste their money on drugs instead of eating some proper food, and still believe they'll be famous one day. Yeah, good luck, when your first album is called "Theory of a Banana" and it's filled with weird Beatles' styled songs and one song that contains only 5 minutes of screaming "AAAAAAAAAAA".
Ethanaelius the First: I'M YOUR KING AND MASTER, PRAISE ME, AND YOU'LL FIND HEAVEN.
Will: *talking on the phone to his mum* Yes, mum, of course we eat and....
Clyde: GUYS WE'RE OUT OF DRUGS, WHAT TO DO?!
Wil: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IDIOT- nothing, mummy c:
John (not Lennon): WAR IS OVER, PEACE AND LOVE, WATTPAD READERS, I LOVE YOU ALL! *gives them cupcakes*
Cut: *whispers* I wanna go home...
Ethanaelius the First: I'M BETTER THAN YOUR JOHN LENNON AND ROBERT PLANT AND FREDDIE MERCURY. PRAISE ME.
Praise him.
And plz, buy their albums. They need money.
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Should I write more chapters about my OCs? Os some from my OCs point of view?
Because they really want to, but I dunno if I should let those idiots take over my Wattpad... xD I have so many stories to tell tho c:
+ my day has been good. Hope your day was great, too!
