Weird Dear Evan Hansen One-Shots!

Food Headcannons

Wonder what the Kiddos eat for dinner?? What is it like to go food shopping with their parents?? Can they cook??
Don't care?
Well you're about to find out!!

Evan

* Eats pasta most nights for dinner
* Sometimes he orders pizza, but it makes him really anxious
* When Connor and Jared are over, they always end up ordering something more cultural like Chinese, Thai, Greek, etc.
* He and Jared love McDonald's Happy Meals (Jared has a whole bucket of those little toy things)
* Connor reprimands them because fast food is unhealthy
* Connor doesn't get hugs for a week (mwahaha!!)
* Evan likes going food shopping with his mom
* Heidi isn't an extreme couponer but she always looks out for good deals and stuff
* She will have a bunch of coupons with her at checkout and she will argue with checkout person if one of them doesn't scan correctly
* That's when Evan wants to be invisible
* Thanks Ms. Hansen but this does help with his anxiety!!
* You know the Can-Can sale at Shoprite? That's when he gets all of his soup for the year
*When he was little he obsessed with broccoli because they look like little trees

Connor

* This child can cook actual food!
* He likes making stuff that requires him to pound the ingredients
* "You're lucky you're already dead you (enter two minutes of profanity) stupid chicken!"
* His mom makes a lot of gourmet food that tastes horrible so he loves eating with his boyfriends
* They all usually trade food at lunch so Connor eats Evan's peanut-butter sandwiches
* Evan gets Jared's chicken nuggets
* Jared gets Connor's gluten free, vegan lasagna (it tastes horrible to everyone except him)
* HE LOVES MILK!!! (This boy will never have any calcium deficiency problems)
* Whenever they get a new carton, Zoe writes her name on it to try to claim it for herself
* He drinks it anyway
* He leaves the empty milk cartons in the fridge (everyone lowkey hates him for it)

Jared

* He will eat ANYTHING!!
* It scares people sometimes
* He has a major sweet tooth
* Favorite food is pizza
* He plays with his food all the time
* He will reenact Be More Chill with goldfish if you give him a pack (including all the songs)
* He likes to sneak things into Connor's cooking (i.e. sprinkles, salt, ketchup, food coloring, etc.)
* "Jared why is my chicken soup blue?" "Why are you asking me? You made it!" "Because your hands are also blue!"
* Every time he drinks a slurpy, he'll start quoting "Freeze Your Brain" to the person working at Seven-Eleven
* "I've been to ten high schools." "Um...cool?" "They start to get blurry. No point planting roots 'cause you're gone in a hurry!" "Uh I'm sorry, that's unfortunate."
* He's really fun to go food shopping with...until he gets kicked out of the store

Alana

* She is that one friend that is always trying to convince the others to eat healthy
* She actually listens during those health class presentations
* Don't let this child near caffeine
* It's scary
* "Alana! You haven't stopped talking of moving your hands since I came over two hours ago!"
* She eats Lucky Charms
* She picks out all the marshmallows and puts them in a bag in her pocket
* She eats said marshmallows at random times during class and gives some of them to her friends
* Zoe=hearts and stars
* Jared=balloons and hour glasses
* Evan=clovers and horse shoes
* Connor=rainbows and moons

Zoe

* Major chocoholic
* She loves eating at Evan's house because she can eat "actual food"
* "So this is what pasta tastes like!"
* Makes really good cupcakes/cookies
* She makes patterns with the frosting and everything
* Loves A La Mode's homemade hot fudge
* She likes to sing as she cooks/washes dishes
* She makes everyone a cake for their birthday
* She decided to try everything on the entire Starbucks drink menu throughout Sophomore year
* She doesn't get sugar highs but she does go through sugar withdrawals