You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hello
Stranger: Sup
You: nm, you?
Stranger: Bored.. Asl
You: nonoonnonono, one does not simply ask for Asl...
Stranger: Okay.. Then one at a time then don't want a Lotr battle on my hands.. Age?
You: one simply doesn't ask for age either, Confucious says .... be haaapppyyyy
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