Psychic aliens and human centipedes

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey wanna go make a human centipede?

Stranger: yes

You: oh thank god!! You gets the tools

Stranger: kk

You: this is gonna be awesome! I'll find the humans

Stranger: k

You: yeah

Stranger: cuz thats what friends are s'posed to do aww yeah

You: yes, they are!!

Stranger: you can count on me cuz i can count on you

You: yep!! Such good buddies

Stranger: hey stranger want some candy?

You: I will if there's no having to get into a van involed?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: then no

You: hahaha!

Stranger: are u a bot?

You: no?

Stranger: ok

You: are you?

Stranger: yes, how did u know

You: oh, I'm kinda psychic and stuff

Stranger: oh

Stranger: when will i die?

You: yeah, it isn't fun being psychic... In about 56 years

Stranger: ok

Stranger: sounds ok then

You: yeah!! Being psychic sucks though...

Stranger: why

You: because I knw if people cheat in tests an on eachother and what time it is

Stranger: ohhh no

Stranger: NOT THE TIME?!

Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW THE TIME?!?!

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

You: I DON'T KNOW!!! I CAN JUST TELL!! :O

Stranger: OMF

Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: IKR!? So crazy

Stranger: do u eat kfc?

You: maybe?

You: omg are you psychic too!?

Stranger: yes, but not pro

You: aw okay!! Well awesome anyway

Stranger: not as awesome as u tho

Stranger: YOU KNOW THE TIME!

You: :O IKR!? so weird, I can't believe I know the time!!

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