You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey wanna go make a human centipede?
Stranger: yes
You: oh thank god!! You gets the tools
Stranger: kk
You: this is gonna be awesome! I'll find the humans
Stranger: k
You: yeah
Stranger: cuz thats what friends are s'posed to do aww yeah
You: yes, they are!!
Stranger: you can count on me cuz i can count on you
You: yep!! Such good buddies
Stranger: hey stranger want some candy?
You: I will if there's no having to get into a van involed?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then no
You: hahaha!
Stranger: are u a bot?
You: no?
Stranger: ok
You: are you?
Stranger: yes, how did u know
You: oh, I'm kinda psychic and stuff
Stranger: oh
Stranger: when will i die?
You: yeah, it isn't fun being psychic... In about 56 years
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sounds ok then
You: yeah!! Being psychic sucks though...
Stranger: why
You: because I knw if people cheat in tests an on eachother and what time it is
Stranger: ohhh no
Stranger: NOT THE TIME?!
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW THE TIME?!?!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: I DON'T KNOW!!! I CAN JUST TELL!! :O
Stranger: OMF
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: IKR!? So crazy
Stranger: do u eat kfc?
You: maybe?
You: omg are you psychic too!?
Stranger: yes, but not pro
You: aw okay!! Well awesome anyway
Stranger: not as awesome as u tho
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE TIME!
You: :O IKR!? so weird, I can't believe I know the time!!