Weird "aliens"

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: hi stranger person

Stranger: I am an alkatrizoid named likandre

Stranger: Not a human

Stranger: Do you know a human they call brack obama

You: that's awesome!! I'm a Llama called Carl... Yeah I've heard of him, why?

Stranger: I am sent from the future for the government to give information on the future dangers that await earth

Stranger: Earth is in grave danger in the near future

You: omg really?

Stranger: Yes really

You: will this affect the worlds llamas?

Stranger: Yes all life on earth will die

You: omg TAKE ME WITH YOU ON YOUR SPACESHIP!!!

Stranger: We from planet plingouele sent to help but arrived late

You: well at least you arrived!!

Stranger: So the we traveled back in time to foretell of this tragedy

You: ooh, very smart!

Stranger: So it can be aborted

You: that is smart of you!

Stranger: The three main issues need to be discussed with your leaders of eartg

You: okay, well I'm a Llama so I can't do much to help... I'll get my owner to tell someone

Stranger: I know the species of llama cannot tend to humanly tasks such as use your weak computers

Stranger: You need to direct me to this nan

Stranger: Man

You: yes!! Okay! His name is renaldo!!

Stranger: I don't have much time in this time period i will get stuck in this era if no help is aquired

You: oh my god I need to do something!! I will go find renaldo!! He is my owner

Stranger: You are a worthless homosapian and I'm pleased to tell you you will die early the plague

You: okay.... I'm not a homosapian I'm a llama

You: get your facts straight!!

You: I eat grass

Stranger: You are a stupid human for not helping your race

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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