After that embarrassing first attempt I wanted to lure that sexy, overflowing wet toilet once more. This time my name was "sEXyPReyInGmaNTiS69420" it baffled me how many people think that whore Praying Mantis is hot shit. She's as hot as a grinded up naked mole rat.
I finally see his picture after swiping left on so many Cheeto headed bimbos.
What a bitch.
I open the chat and said "Rawrs* XD"
"*Rawrs back* hey sEXyyy."
And like that, my mission was completed. I successfully baited him. I went back to texting Black hammer because it's fucking hammer time XDDD.
Before I can type a response, he sends me a picture.
Why did you send me a pic of your pinky, hairy pig..? I ask.
"What chu mean, it's my dick we breaking up" he replied, obviously agitated.
"Well whatever I don't like one millimeters anyway." I said while closing my chat and left to cry alone in a pile of syed's shitty mixtapes.
Plot twist, those were tears of joy and a couple of his leaked sextapes. (:
Bravo to my birth giver for the sequel! Honestly I'm so proud of this and you ((: Getouttamyface_jpg
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Coming out of the closet
Fan FiktionHelping a fellow follower come out of his closet and be the real him ~ be you, drop the charade - he's acc straight.. like a circle No but rlly he's straight and no hate NOTE: this is a joke (haha so am I ): and it'll be purposely cringey. I'll pr...
