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"HHL Flowers, know thistle - our flowers - will cheer you up."
"What will cheer me up, Exie?"
"Who cares? I just read the crap— hang on..."
"I'm hanging, Exie."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Okay, jeez, Exie, there was a reason I hated see-saws in school: they make me dizzy!"
"We aren't even on a see-saw dipshit."
"Um, rude. And they both go back and forth, so, point proven, Exie."
"Stop."
"Stop what, Exie?"
"That."
"Using your name? Exie? Does it annoy you?"
"Oh, just kill me now, get it fucking over with."
"Not yet Exie, we have so much more to learn about each other."
"This, this right here? Harassment."
"Not if you like it Exie."
"No fucking flowers for you. Let your mom think you're a loner for all I care."
"..."
"Damn, she hung up."
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The Art of Needing Flowers
Humor[featured] ❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞ ❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞ ❝Just give me the order.❞ ❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞ ❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending t...
