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❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞
❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞
❝Just give me the order.❞
❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞
❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending t...
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"HHL Flowers—"
"My mom thinks I'm gay!"
"Well, aren't you?"
"What? No!"
"Could've fooled me."
"Where did you even get that idea from?"
"You don't have a girlfriend, you watch RuPaul's DragRace and you came to the door with a towel-turban on your head with your dressing gown on, accompanied with your pink, bunny slippers that ears flop with every step. And that's according to the delivery guy."
"One: RuPaul is the Bomb.com so backoff. Two: Don't diss hoppy and floppy. And three: why does not having a girlfriend make me gay? Jeez, society needs to cool it!"
"Hoppy and floppy?"
"My left and right slipper."
"And you're not gay?"
"Hey! Don't be mean sunshine."
"I'm joking."
"Really?"
"No."
"A tear just fell into my lavender bubble bath."
"Fine. I'm joking— wait, you're phoning me for fucking flowers from a bubble bath?"
"Yes."
"Do you make all your calls there?"
"Only the important ones, I come up with my best ideas there."
"I think you need help."
"How rude! I'm hanging up."
"..."
"Orchid."
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