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❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞
❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞
❝Just give me the order.❞
❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞
❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending t...
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"HHL Flowers will always give you the good news over the bud news."
"I'd like some of that good news please."
"So would I."
"Explain?"
"My fucktard of a boyfriend dumped me."
"..."
"Oh wow what a good conversationalist you are."
"It's just that... clearly he doesn't know what he's missing out on."
"And you would know?"
"Because I popped in once to spy on you?"
"Oh really now?"
"Yeah."
"So, what's he missing out on them apart from my 'bitchy attitude'?"
"Well, you're beautiful for one and I mean that bubble but bro, but more importantly you have a real, soft side and clearly you volunteer at the animal centre from the t-shirt you were wearing."
"..."
"I think you just pretend to be a hard ass to stop people from hurting you... again."
"Your fucking flowers are on the fucking way."
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