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"HHL Flowers, where we don't dream of ever kale-ing your vibe."
"Is that even a flower?"
"Don't ask me, ask the boss."
"...wait a minute! You've hung up on me twice in ten minutes now!"
"I wonder why. Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?"
"Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!"
"Just give me the order."
"Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?"
"It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself."
"That's beside the point!"
"Okay, so remind me why we are delivering flowers from yourself to your house?"
"So that my mom thinks I have a love life. Duh."
"Well, do you?"
"Um... of course..."
"Then why are you buying yourself flowers?"
"... just deliver them to thirty-six Begonia Lane."
"... he hung up on me."
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The Art of Needing Flowers
Humor[featured] ❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞ ❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞ ❝Just give me the order.❞ ❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞ ❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending t...
