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❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞
❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞
❝Just give me the order.❞
❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞
❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending t...
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"HHL Flowers, lilac you a lot."
"I like you too Sunshine."
"Why?"
"Uh... why what?"
"Why do you keep phoning me?"
"Look, Sunshine, who says I'm phoning you? I just need flowers."
"Maybe the fact that whenever you phone it's always during my shift. And that one time you phoned and it wasn't my shift, you asked Helga to get me to call you back."
"Which you never did by the way!"
"I wonder why?"
"..."
"Did you just blow a raspberry?"
"Yes."
"Wow."
"Yup."
"How did you work my shift out anyway?"
"Because Nancy Drew got nothing on me."
"Except the fact that she could get someone to love her."
"Oh, that was cold."
"Why can't you just get an auto-delivery?"
"But that way you'd miss me too much."
"Yeah, sure. Next time just phone for some fucking flowers like a normal person."
"..."
"Oops, she did it again."
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