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"HHL Flowers how can we help you to have a good thyme?"
"Maybe by not hanging up on your callers?"
"Oh, it's you."
"Don't get so excited. Seriously, calm down."
"Go away."
"Naw, I think I like you sunshine."
"Don't call me that."
"Well, what should I call you?"
"Nothing."
"Hello then nothing."
"..."
"Did you just growl?"
"Yes."
"That's no way to treat a customer! Didn't you know? The customer is always right!"
"You aren't a customer if you don't buy anything."
"Oh, yeah! Can I buy some flowers?"
"We're a flower shop — what did you think we sold?"
"Oh, yeah, my bad!"
"What fucking flowers do you want?"
"Um, pretty ones?"
"You have got to be joking."
"Why do I hear the dial tone..."
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The Art of Needing Flowers
Humor[featured] ❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞ ❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞ ❝Just give me the order.❞ ❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞ ❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending t...
