Christmas In Erdas

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-Greenhaven Castle-
Keeper: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around the castle, slaps a Greencloak on the way into the kitchen*
Greencloak: :(
Chef: Get out! *Throws spoon at Keeper*
Keeper: I'M TRYING TO FIND SANTA!! *Runs out*
Olvan: *Announces* It's Christmas everyone! We will all have a feast!
Everyone: YAY!!!!! *Cheering*
Keeper: SHUT UP OLVAN I ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE.
Olvan: Oh yeah, I was looking for you. *Grabs Keeper, drags him/her to their room, locks door* FOR THE UNICORNS!
Keeper: DEAL WITH IT! *Puts on sunglasses*

*Conquerors come into the castle*

Olvan: OMG "IT" IS HERE....
Gar: Stop bullying me.
Olvan: DISEASE!! *Throws egg*
Gar: Why don't you love me? :(
Olvan: FAT!!
Gar: *Sobs* T_T
Conquerors: *Throw candy everywhere*
Greencloaks: *Eat candy*
Olvan: YOU IDIOTS!!!!! I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD EAT-
Tarik: *Interrupts* Hunny, shush. No one cares. *Sassy*
Olvan: :O
Rollan: YOU JUST GOT TOLD!
*Thug Life Tarik*
Meilin: Rollan! I got you a present!
Rollan: GIMME!
Meilin: *Kisses him*
Rollan: *Shocked*
Tarik: OMG EW!!!! *Freaks out, runs away*
Meilin: *Pulls away, slaps Rollan* Hahahaha!!
Rollan: *Dies*
Olvan: EAT!!!!!
Everyone: *Sits at a long table, eats*
Gar: *Sits next to Olvan*
Olvan: Why are you sitting with me, grub?
Gar: Why do you bully me?
Olvan: Because you're lame.
Gar: Oh..... :'(
Gerathon: *Magically appears* OPEN MY PRESENT, DORK!
Olvan: Where?
Gerathon: *Poops out present* HERE!
Olvan: Righto. *Opens it*
*Cake explodes in Olvan's face*
Gerathon: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Part 23 coming soon!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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