Okay!! So I'm the "you" person!! I had these convos with people on the funny website Omegle!! Some of the convos are dirty but whatever lol... Hope they're interesting!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: i come from a land down under mofo
Stranger: can you hear the thunder?
You: yep!! And i ran and took cover
Stranger: good man
You: yep!! Sure am
You: but im not a guy :P
Stranger: just a turn of phrase lol
Stranger: but i am
You: I know!! and cool!!
Stranger: so what should we talk about? besides men at work
You: I dunno... stuff? random stuff? I'm a llama
Stranger: my aunt has llamas!
You: that's awesome! Llamas are awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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