Tmnt x mlp in: the lion king (on hold)

Hakuna matata

Far away from the capital of Japan was two teenagers just enjoying life together. They lived as a couple in the no man land. When they played some weird sports they had made up themselves, something got the boy's attention.

Mikey:"Hey, Pinkie. Do you see something out there? Like an unconscious person or something?"

Pinkie:"That's just silly, Mikey. No one does ever come out here."(turns around)"But, yeah, you're right. There is something out there. Come on!"

They ran to that thing they saw. Taking a closer look they saw it actually was a person.

Pinkie:"Wow, he can't be much older than around seven years."

Mikey:"Pinkie, I think he is alive."

Pinkie:"Yeah, right again. But what is a little boy doing out here? And who is he anyway?"

Mikey:"Who knows?"

Then Pinkie saw the sais in the boy's belt.

Pinkie:"Ahhh! It's an armed ninja! Come on, Mikey, run!"

Pinkie tried to drag Mikey with her and run to safety. But Mikey didn't move.

Mikey:"Hey, calm down, Cupcake. He's just a boy. Look at him. He's so cute and all alone."

Pinkie:"Um..."

Mikey:"Come on, we should help him. He can die out here."

Pinkie:*sign*"Okay, come on we take him home."

Mikey carried the boy as they went to their home.
When Raph woke up he found himself on a bed with a blanket over him. He sat up.

???:"How is it, little guy?"

Raph:"Huh?"

Raph turned around and saw two teenagers looking at him.

Mikey:"Dude, you almost died."

Raph:"Oh."(gets up and starts to walk)

Pinkie:"Hey, where are you going?"

Raph:"I don't know, I can't go back home."

Mikey:"Why not? What have you done?"

Raph:"Something terrible, I don't wanna talk about it."

Pinkie:"Good cause we don't wanna hear about it."(get elbowed by Mikey)"Ouch!"

Raph:"Well, thank you for the help."(starts to walk away)

Pinkie:"Woah, he looks blue."

Mikey:"You think? I would say dark sea green."

Pinkie:"No, I mean he's sad."

Pinkie thought for a moment before catching up to the boy.

Pinkie:"Hey, little guy,"(catch up to him)"you can stay here. Look, I will tell you something; leave your past behind you, you know sad things happen from time to time but you can't do anything about it. Then you should just leave it be."

Raph:"But that's not what I've been told."

Pinkie:"Then maybe you need a new teacher. Repeat me: Hakuna matata."

Raph:"What?"

Mikey:"Hakuna matata. No worries."(smiles)

Then music begin to play.

Pinkie:"Hakuna matata!
What a wonderful phrase,"

Mikey:"Hakuna matata!
Ain't no passing craze!"

Pinkie:"It means no worries
For the rest of your days!"

Both:"It's our problem free
Philosophy!
Hakuna matata"

Raph:"Hakuna matata?"(skeptic)

Mikey:"Yeah, it's our motto."

Raph:"What's a motto?"

Pinkie:"Nothing, what's the matter with you?"*giggles*

Mikey:*giggles*"You know kid, this two words will solve all your problems."

Pinkie:"Yeah, take Mikey for example. You see,
When he was a little kid."

Mikey:"When I was a little kid!"

Pinkie:"Very nice."

Mikey:"Thanks."

Pinkie:"He was a bit clumsy
It was pretty hard
People dodged when he swung his weapons"

Mikey:"I'm a sensitive soul
Through my hard shell
And it hurt
My friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame!"

Pinkie:"He was ashamed!"

Mikey:"Thought of changing my name!"

Pinkie:"Oh, what's in a name?"

Mikey:"And I got downhearted"

Pinkie:"How did ya feel?"

Mikey:"Every time that I-"

Pinkie:"No! Not in front of the kids."

Mikey:"Oh, sorry."

Both:"Hakuna matata!
What a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna matata!
Ain't no passing craze!"

Raph:"It means no worries
For the rest of your days!"

All:"It's our problem free
Philosophy!
Hakuna matata"

They went back to Mikey and Pinkie's place to fix some food.

Mikey:"I'm starving!"

Raph:"I'm so hungry I could eat a hundred of sushi."

Pinkie:"Yeah... we don't have any sushi."

Raph:"Got any, noodles?"

Mikey:"Nope."

Raph:"Some soap?"

Pinkie:"No. Kid, listen. If you'll live with us, you'll eat like us. Let's see what we have in the pantry."

They opened a carbine with food.

Raph:"Huh? What is-?"

Pinkie:"What does it looks like?"

Raph:"Pizza slices and cupcakes. Is it all you eat?"

Pinkie:"Aha. Delicious."

Mikey:"What else would you need?"

Pinkie:"Taste one. I promise you won't regret it."

Mikey:"Come on, it's food."

Pinkie:"I'll tell you, kid. This is the grate life. No roles, no... um, but most important, no worries."

Raph:"Well, hakuna matata."(tastes a cupcake)"Well, I can get used to this."

So Raph spend the next eight years with Pinkie and Mikey. Living with the motto Hakuna matata{no worries} He never told them what happened in the past and Mikey and Pinkie never asked. Life seemed to be perfect.

All:"Hakuna, matata
Hakuna, matata
Hakuna, matata"

Raph:"It means no worries
For the rest of your days!"

All:"It's our problem free
Philosophy
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Hakooooooooouuuunaaaaaa
Matataaaaaaaa
Hakuna matata
Hakuuuuuunnnaaa
Matataaaaa
Hakuna matata!"