A: AH FUCK ME!!
B: *shocks* Excuse me?
A: I lost it...
A: AGAIN!
A: *sighs, discouraged*
B: What did you lose exactly?
A: My phone number! Damnit!
B: How...
B: How did you even do that?
A: *puppy eyes* You wouldn't mind if I borrow yours, would you?
B: Woah.
B: I totally didn't see that coming.
A: I know right?
B: That was smooth.
B: AF.
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Pick Up Lines
RandomThere will be a time in your life when you will like to ask someone out. And the best way to do so is by a very bad, cheesy and/or hilarious pick up line. So here's a bunch of them. Use it carefully, wrap it around your non-gendered specific willy...
