A: *concerns* Awn... Are you sick? You look very pale!
B: *confused* Again... I don't think so...?
A: Don't worry!
B: I really wasn't...?
A: I just think you're suffering from lack of Vitamin D!
B: ...
B: Did you just?
A: I did.
B: Fuck my life.
A: *winks suggestively*
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RandomThere will be a time in your life when you will like to ask someone out. And the best way to do so is by a very bad, cheesy and/or hilarious pick up line. So here's a bunch of them. Use it carefully, wrap it around your non-gendered specific willy...
