TheRealSJ10: Why, oh why, does the Joker and Sinosum like Sarah and Shelly?! Like obsession?!
STINE: Simple.
SLAPPY: Joker and Sinosum are both nutcases and lunatics.
SNAPPY: The end!
???: Not so fast!
SNAPPY: Huh? Who said that?
???: We did!
*Stine and Slappy see them and gasp*
STINE: Joker?!
SLAPPY: Sinosum?!
SNAPPY: What are you guys doing here?! You were banned from this book!
SINOSUM: We let ourselves in.
JOKER: And we are taking over! *grabs Snappy and throws him out the window*
SNAPPY: Ah!!!
SINOSUM: But first, we need to answer a very easy question. Right, Joker?
JOKER: Oh, yes, Sinosum. Now, what was the question again? *looks up at the top of this page* Ah, my sweet Sarah? Well, it was love at first sight. She is such a beautiful girl, is she not?
STINE: She is, but not for you, clown!
JOKER: Shut up, old man! Where was I? Oh, yeah! I am not obsessed with my wonderful Sarah. I am only trying to do what is best for her. I want to protect her and provide for her because I love her very much.
SLAPPY: Obsessed!
SINOSUM: As for my precious Shelly, I knew that no one would ever love her.
SLAPPY: I love her, you psycho!
SINOSUM: *ignores him* I need a wife. A queen. And Shelly is perfect. After all, she believes in the most ridiculous things, and Sarah is way smarter than her.
SHELLY: *tears up*
*Sarah frowns and clenches her fists*
SLAPPY: Hey! No one makes my future wife upset and gets away with it!
STINE: *raises an eyebrow* Future wife?
SLAPPY: *punches Sinosum down*
SINOSUM: *cries out and groans*
JOKER: *grabs Sarah, and Sarah screams*
STINE: Hands off! *punches Joker's face and pulls Sarah close to him*
JOKER: *grunts and growls* She is mine!
SKIPPY TINY: *appears* No, she is not! *grabs Joker and throws him out of this book*
SLAPPY: And now, for you! *grabs Sinosum and throws him out of this book*
STINE: Are you okay, Sarah?
*Sarah nods and hugs him tightly*
SHELLY: Thank you, boys, so much. But...will they not just come back in here?
SKIPPY TINY: No problem. *takes out a lock and puts it on* There. Now they will never come back in here and bother us ever again.
SLAPPY: Good.
SKIPPY TINY: Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!
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