Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes #3

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Sirius Black head canons

-His mother used to yell at him to tears, so every time he's in an argument he refuses to backdown because he never wants to feel that way again

-Loves the smell of burning wood in a fireplace

-Started to grow out his hair in sixth year

-The most impulsive marauder
Sass queen (slay me)

-Huge flirt because of all the banquets his mother forced him to go to. He learned how to make people comfortable and manipulate them when necessary

-The most outspoken of the boys

-Has nightmares almost every night

-Can control emotions easily

-Always has his feet propped up on his desk

-Is that asshole who doesn't study for tests yet still gets A's

-Is the one to come up with the weirder pranks

-Like the idea of cursing Severus Snape into dreaming of James dancing naked so he'd think he was having a gay crisis

-The Marauders shut that down quickly (especially James)

-James and him once walked around the entire castle with two books on their heads to see who had the best balance (it started off with an augment about their last quidditch loss then it escalated)

-Motherfucker always looks like he just walked out of a L'Oreal commercial

-Loves to give remus a kiss on the hand goodbye because its one of the only ways he can get Remus to blush

-Can figure puzzles and riddles quickly (Remus is jealous)

-When he first heard rock music the boys thought he was going to have an aneurism
"What is this! This is awesome! I didn't  think there way another type of music other than mozart!"

-He has to drink like 1 gallon of alcohol just to get a little tipsy. He had been drinking wine since such a young age that he's basically immune

-Was the original gossip girls. he knows everything about everyone

-Is james number one hype girl

-Almost flipped his shit when he found out that Lily's favorite flowers were not, in fact, lilies

-They are Peonies

-Is the kid that acts like he doesn't give a shit about school but then stays up really late doing homework

-Seeing remus's side of the dorm gives him a migraine

-Will jump to defend anyone. even if he doesn't know them

-Has and will punch the day lights out of someone if he hears them mutter mud blood

-THIS BITCH CAN LITERALLY EAT ANYTHING AND NOT GAIN WEIGHT, its ridiculous

-He's the guy that can always make you laugh no matter what

-Holds grudges

-Is really flexible holy shit

-Will only put his hair up with scrunchies because normal hairbands hurt

-Is so dramatic he should go to theater camp

-Flips people off a lot

-Is the loudest at quidditch games (only because he'll sometimes steal the announcers microphone)

-Has tried to flirt with mrs Mcgonagall into giving him a passing grade

-Has tried to do the same with Dumbledore but instead of grades, he asked for a trophy with his name on it to be put in the display case for Most Handsome and Chivalrous Lad in Hogwarts

-To say the least neither of them agreed

-Tye is never tied

-Has, on multiple occasions, lost his wand

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