Hufflepuff: "So... according to Gamp's law of elemental transfiguration I can only summon food if I know where it is, modify it and multiply it but cannot make it from nothing?"
Ravenclaw: "That's correct."
Hufflepuff: "So... hypothetically, if I ate a piece of cake, I'd know it's location, could summon it and restore it to the state before I ate it?"
Ravenclaw: "I mean... I guess so?"
Hufflepuff: "So what you're saying is... I CAN have my cake and eat it too."
Ravenclaw: "... ... ..."
*Off to the side*
Gryffindor: "So she wants to rematerialize the cake from her stomach? That sounds unsanitary."
Slytherin *laughing*: "Who cares?! Did you see Ravenclaw's face?! He's going to go home and rethink his entire life!"
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes #3
HumorLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
