Harry, up at three am: DRACO. DRACO OH MY GOD.
Draco: Stop yelling, what is going on. Why are you waking me?
Harry: Draco I JUST REALIZED THAT HADES WAS PERSEPHONE'S UNCLE. HE FUCKED HIS NIECE. AND ZEUS FUCKED HIS DAUGHTER TOO AND MADE A CHILD WITH HIS DAUGHTER. HIS CHILD IS ALSO HIS GRANDCHILD.
Draco, grabbing his pillow: I will be sleeping in the other room tonight. Finish your existential crisis quietly please.
Harry, now whispering: The Greek gods were some incestuous bastards....
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes #3
HumorLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
