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Look it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr

#119

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Sirius: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Remus: Padfoot, no. That's not how you make cookies.

Sirius: FLOOR IT???

Remus: SIRIUS, NO.

Sirius: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?

Remus: PADFOOT, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

Sirius: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

Remus: P A D F O O T