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Look it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr

#4

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by _sad_avocado_

by _sad_avocado_

Harry: *calls Draco*

Draco: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY FUTURE HUSBANDO IS CALLING- *sweetly* Hello?

Harry: Hey, you doing anything?

Draco: *in the middle of an interrogation, surrounded by seventeen death eaters, floating upside down by his toes* No, I'm free.

Harry: See you in five?

Draco: Kay. *hangs up* *turns back to angry mob* So, I have a hot bootycall on the way, if you could just wrap this up...