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Remus: Is the equipment secure?

Sirius: Check.

Remus: Wand?

Sirius: Check.

Remus: Did you have breakfast?

Sirius: What? That's not on the checklist.

Remus: I added it because I care about you.

Sirius: No, I did not have breakfast.

Remus: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Sirius: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.

Remus: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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