Remus: Is the equipment secure?
Sirius: Check.
Remus: Wand?
Sirius: Check.
Remus: Did you have breakfast?
Sirius: What? That's not on the checklist.
Remus: I added it because I care about you.
Sirius: No, I did not have breakfast.
Remus: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Sirius: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Remus: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes #3
HumorLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr