Slytherin: What do you want dickbag?
Ravenclaw: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?
Slytherin: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes #3
HumorLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
