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And now, random crap me and my friends have said, without context.
-I dunno man, you're my friend but I also have a sneaking suspicion you're trying to kill me?

-*grabs my hand* this is the HAND OF GOD

-I'm your favourite meme😊

-Cannibalism, not sex.

-Anime made me dramatic, Hamilton made me sad.

-The floor is my natural habitat.

- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, we're going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship, I am sleeeeeeeep deprived, I'm dying inside~

-ALL SEX IS 50% PERCENT GAY

- *points at two of my friends* THIS IS GAY
*points at two others* THIS IS ALSO GAY
EVERYTHING IS GAY

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