Naruto- Sasuke

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Me: *eating food while watching anime*

Ichi: Hey! *patting Tsuna on the back*

Me: *choke on food* W-what are you doing?

Ichi: Oops, my mistake.

Me: *glare at Ichi* ...

Ichi: *Okay. Okay. Sorry. *sigh* Your glare is scary.

Me: Hm.

Ichi: Not again...

Me: Okay. Let's start the prank!

Ichi: Hmm. Oh! What about Sasuke Uchiha?

Me: Oho. It'll be interesting.

Ichi: The plan is to be Sakura.

Me: So who is going to be Sakura?

Ichi: You.

Me: What?

Ichi: You sorta have a female's voice.

Me: *getting ready to punch Ichi*

Ichi: What? Don't hit me! *dodge the punch*

Me: Fine. Tch. Just give the phone.

Ichi: Okay, Mr. bossy pant

Me: *dial the number *

Sasuke: Hello?

Me: *in Sakura's voice* Hello, Sasuke-kun!

Sasuke: What do you want?

Me: Um... I have important news to tell you.

Sasuke: What is it?

Me: I'm pregnant with your child!

Ichi: Pfft. *snort and cover his mouth*

Sasuke: ...*hang up*

Me: ... How rude is that Uchiha! *raging*

Meanwhile at Sasuke's house.

Sasuke: What? Sakura is pregnant with my child? What should I do? *feel conflicted* I decided.
*call Sakura*

Sakura: Hello?

Sasuke: It's me, Sasuke. I decided to take responsibility and be a father to our child.

Sakura: What are you talking about? I'm not pregnant.

Me: *laughing very hard while listening to the conservation* This is funny!

Ichi: Using my spy gear? Huh?

Me: So? At least we can hear them talking.

Ichi: *sigh* Well, see you next time!

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