Anime Pranks Calls

Soul Eater- Death the Kid

LOL THIS PRANK IS LONGER THAN THE OTHERS!
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Me: *slam the door open* I'm back! Fear me!!

Ichi: *rub his ear* Darn it, man. Don't be so loud.

Me: What? Wanna pick a fight with me? *grab Ichi's shirt and glare daggers*

Ichi: N-no..

Me: Okay! *return to lala mode* Oh, yeah! I met an interesting person. She want us to prank Death the Kid.

Ichi: Death the Kid? *thinking mode* Ohohoho. It'll be fun to prank him.

Me: I'll do the honor since the lovely lady asked me.

Ichi: Oi, let me do it!

Me: Nope~ You did the last one and scored a date with Lizzy.

Ichi: It wasn't a date! It's a prank.

Me: *sigh* Lets do rock-paper-scissor!

Ichi: Alright!

Match start!!

Me: *chose rock* 'Muhahahaha! I studied Ichi's playing style~ I know what he'll pick.'

Ichi: *throw out scissor* Crud!

Me: Hehehe, I won. *skip to the phone and dial Death the Kid's number*

Death the Kid: Hello?

Me: *Black Star's voice* IT'S ME, THE GREAT ORE-SAMA!!! BOW DOWN TO ME!

Death the Kid: Shut up, Black Star. You're too noisy.

Me: NO ONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Oi, found a stripey looking pen with your name on it!

Death the Kid: Get your hands off my pen!

Me: Let's fight!! I wanna fight with you! If you win, pen is yours!

Death the Kid: Deal...

Me: Let's spar at the field outside of school!!

Death the Kid: You better wish you didn't took my pen. *hang up*

Me: Muhahahaha! Time to prank Black Star!

Ichi: What horrible plan are you thinking of now?

Me: An awesome one! Here, wear this.  *Hand Ichi some clothes*

Ichi: What...? *look at clothes* This is what girls wear...

Me: Yup. You're gonna be dress as a girl~

Ichi: Why...?

Me: You're so feminine. It's your fault for being born as a pretty boy.

Ichi: It's not my fault I'm very handsome.

Me: Say one more word and you're digging your grave.

Ichi: Fine. I just have to wear this dumb dress and wig?

Me: Yes. Now, get a move on. Death the Kid's patience is gonna run out soon.

Ichi: Tch. *went to change clothes*

Me: Come on out, lady Ichi~

Ichi: Shut up, moron! *come out*

Me: This will be great! Our Ichi is just so beautiful that I don't want to give you away.

Ichi: Another word out of your mouth and you'll be crying. *slowly getting pissed*

Me: Fine.

To where Black star is....

Black Star: Ugh... I wanna fight but no one want to.

??: Um...? Can you help me?

Black Star turn around and see a pretty lady with the most dazzling eyes. Y-yes!

Pretty Lady: Can you help me get my cat from the tree? *point to her cat*

Black Star: NO PROBLEM, MISS! *jump up the tree and grab the cat*
Here is your cat!

Pretty Lady: *giggle softly* Thank you. *give Black Star a pen* A gift from me to you.

Black Star: A-ahaha.. It's not a problem. *watch the Pretty Lady go on her way*

Pretty Lady: *walk into the bushes when not in sight* Ugh! So humiliating... *take off the wig and dress* Tch! Why did I even do this?

Me: Cause you love me~

Ichi: Heck no. *shove Tsuna away* Lets  just watch how our  plan turn out.

Back to Black Star...

Black Star: What a pretty lady... *dumbfounded*

Death the Kid: OI, Black Star! Finally, you came. You're late!

Black Star: Huh?

Death the Kid: Give my pen back.

Black Star: What pen? Oh, a pretty lady gave me a pen.

Death the Kid: Hand it over! *tug at the pen*

Black Star: No! A lady gave it to me!!

A fight started over a pen and Black Star is finally not bored. The fight ended with a broken pen and an outraged Death the Kid.

Both: See you later!