Anime Pranks Calls

Special A- Hikari

Me: *return from the hospital after one week* Ouch... She hit me good... Ouch. My head still hurt.

Ichi: I will never prank call her again...

Me: At least we're alive.

Ichi: Let me rest for a while.

Me: Nope. No time to sleep on the job.

Ichi: Tsuna... You're a real slave driver...

Me: I'm proud of it and that's what friends are for.

Ichi: ...

Me: Well. Let's move on. *take out a hat with phone numbers* Pick one.

Ichi: *pick a number out*

Me: So? *question look*

Ichi: I got Hikari from Special A number...

Me: Ohoho. This will be interesting.

Ichi: What with the violent types?

Me: Heh. You're the one who pick them. What an unlucky guy you are.

I bet your girlfriend will be a tsundere.

Ichi: Hahaha... Am I destined to be with violent people?

Me: I'm the best kind that you ever met.

Ichi: ...

Me: Back to the planning.

Ichi: Sure.

Me: You pretend to Kei.

Ichi: What? Why?

Me: You have the look.

Ichi: What about you?

Me: I'm too short for it and I'll just film you. *thumb up*

Ichi: ...

Me: * hand over the wig and clothes* Here, now change.

Ichi: *changed clothes* So? Do I look like him?

Me: Yes. Now off to start the operation Prank Hikari.

Outside Hikari's house...

Me: Ready? *talking from the earphone*

Ichi: Ready. *doing the okay sign*

Me: Began operation Prank Hikari.

Ichi: *ring the doorbell*

Hikari: Who is it?

Ichi: It's me, Kei. * in Kei's voice*

Hikari: What do you want?

Ichi: You made a bet with me~ Miss No. 2.

Hikari: Ugh! Don't call me No. 2! What bet?

Ichi: If I win the race, you have to go on a date with me and if you win, I would acknowledge you as No. 1.

Hikari: Oh?

Ichi: Let's go.

Hikari: Alright, since it was a bet.

Akira: Hikari!

Hikari: Hi Akira.

Akira: What are you doing? Oh, hi Kei.
Trying to take Hikari from me? I won't let you spend anytime with her. Kekeke. *evil laugh*

Ichi: Hahaha. Why don't you go off somewhere else? *smile calmly*

Akira: Hohoho. Why would I? When I can annoy you? *laughing while placing her hand in front of her mouth*

Hikari: Stop fighting.

Akira: Kei started it with his presence.

Ichi: Heh. You sound like a child.

Akira: Argh...

Me: Okay. Things are going well.

Hikari: Let's just do something together. Alright?

Ichi and Akira: Sure. *stare at each other evilly*

After the amusement park.

Hikari: Ugh. I still can't beat you in anything!!

Ichi: Better luck next time, Ms. No. 2.

Hikari: I'm not Ms. No. 2!!

Ichi: See you later, Ms. No. 2. *walk off*

Me: Ohoho. You're so good at acting!

Ichi: It's in my blood.

Meanwhile during school.

Akira: Kei, can't you at least let me win at just one game?

Kei: What are you talking about?

Akira: I'm talking about the amusement park.

Kei: Amusement park? I was at work. *questioning look*

Akira: Then who was the Kei that I was with? Hikari was with him too.

Kei: What? What did you say? *scary look*

Back to Tsuna and Ichi.

Tsuna and Ichi: Hahaha! I can't wait to see the look on Kei's face.

Kei: You can see the look on my face right now. *crack knuckle*

Me and Ichi: Argh!!! See...you..later.. *faint*

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Notes: what with the violent?! XD