The Akatsuki's babysitter (Reader insert)

2. Good night kisses

I can't believe that I just agreed on looking after ten children. I sigh and look at the blonde one in my arms, he has been staring at me for a while. "What's up?", I ask. He blushes and looks away, causing me to sigh. "What's your name?". "D-Deidara", she stutters. I smile and ruffle his hair. Even though I hate these children right now I can't help but think they are so cute! "Oi bitch?", I hear someone say. I look down and see a boy with slicked back silver hair. "Don't call me bitch". "Then what do you want me to call you bitch?". "My name is (Y/n)". "Yo (Y/n)-bitch where are you taking us?", he ask. I glare down at him. "I'm taking these kids to my house and then I'm going to take you out back and murder you", I say. "You can't do that, I'm immortal", he says, poking his tongue out at me. "Look little boy, shut your face before I slice it off". And with that he backed off.

A few minutes of walking through the forest and we reached the abandoned compound A.K.A my home. "Wow you must have a big family to live here", the little girls says. "I don't have a family, I live here by myself". "Why don't you have a family?", she asks. "I don't know, no more questions, just follow me". They nodded and followed me into one of the houses, I sat them down on a large couch. "Ok my name is (Y/n) and I will be looking after you" I announce. "Are you my Mommy?", the strange blue one asks. "No I'm not, now could you please tell me your names. I pointed at the little girl first and she gave me a big smile. "My name is Konan", she giggles. Then they began saying their names as they went along the couch. "Pein". "Itachi". "Kisame". "D-Deidara". "Sasori". "Fucken Hidan". "Kakuzu". "Tobi's name is Tobi!". "We're Zetsu".

"Now can you tell me a little bit about yourselves?". "I like Origami and flowers!". "I like training". "I love dangos". "I like swimming and Samehada". "I love art because its an explosion! *blushes*". "I like making puppets". "I love Jashin-sama and your sweet ass *winks*". "Money". "Tobi like playing games and eating candy!". "We like to eat peopl- No we don't! We like gardening". I smile down at all of the children. "Ok then, each one of you is different so that's good now what do you want to do?", I ask. "Origami!". "Swimming!". "Dangos!". "Puppets!". "Praying!". "Money!". "Games and candy!". "Eating peo- Gardening!". "We don't have time for any of that!", Pein yells. "We have to release this jutsu or curse or whatever it is!". I sigh and ruffle his hair. "Sorry buddy but I have no idea how to do that". He grunts and walks off. "What's wrong with him?", Konan asks. I shrug my shoulders. "How about I find you guys some toys and then I make us something to eat?". The kids nod their heads and I giggle, walking towards a kids bedroom.

Who ever was here before me must've left in a hurry because everything was still left in the house. I chose to live in the biggest house in the compound, I loved the space and how comfortable it was. When I got into the bedroom I picked up a basket of toys and brought it into the living room for the kids. "Here you go, now stay in this room and play. If you need anything I will be in the kitchen making dinner". The kids nod and then begin to take the toys out of the basket. I disappeared into the kitchen and started making ramen, cause why not?

Konan found some paper so she began making origami flowers while the boys were playing with the toys. Well most of them. The only ones that weren't were Zetsu, Kakuzu and Itachi. The three boys walked into the kitchen where you were. "(Y/n) can we do something else?", Itachi asks. I nod. "Sure, what do you want to do?". "Money". "Gardening". "Reading". First I lead Itachi to a large room full of books. "This is the library you can read the books in here if you like". He smiles and begins looking through the shelves. Next I walked out into the garden. "This is the garden, its not very nice right now but I can make you in charge of the garden in you want". The black and white boys face lit up and he happily nodded, running over to a patch of weed and pulling them out. Then I looked down at Kakuzu. "So what do you want to do with money?", I ask. "I want to count it". I walk over to a cupboard and pull a brief case from inside, I open it and pull out 50 Ryo. "Here you go". He smiles down at the money in his hands and then walks off. I walk back into the living room and see that the rest of the kids seem to be playing nicely... well not really. Deidara and Sasori were arguing about art, Kisame and Hidan were wrestling and Tobi was running around the couch with a toy bird. "Can you guys calm down?", I ask. All of the children stop and look at me. "But we're bored", Kisame complains. "Yeah sorry, I've got to cook for you guys so you're going to have to wait". "Oh can Tobi help!?". I sigh and nod. Tobi runs happily towards the kitchen.

He pulls a chair from the dining room into the kitchen and stands on it. "Ok Tobi you are going to be in charge of the noodles". He nods and hugs the packet to his chest. "Yay Tobi is going to be cooking with his best friend (Y/n)-chan". I smile at the small boy and ruffle his hair. It had been a while since I had smiled, but today I couldn't stop.

Timeskip

"Dinners ready!", I call. All the kids, even Pein, ran into the dining room and took a seat. I had never cooked for lots of people so this was new. I had to make eleven bowls of ramen and it took ages. "Wow this is so yummy (Y/n)", Konan giggles. I smiled over at her and ate my own. When I finished I looked around and saw some of the others were done. "Does anyone else want some more?", I ask. Kisame and Kakuzu nodded so I grabbed their bowls as well as mine, getting us a second serving.

After dinner the kids sat on the couch and I put a movie on for them. I needed something to distract them while I did the dishes. Itachi and Pein were in the library reading and Zetsu was outside in the garden. Once everything was cleaned up I decided to make their beds. I used the bed room next to mine and pushed several beds together so that they went from wall to wall. I got sheets for each bed, blankets and pillows. I counted making sure that there was ten pillows and enough blankets for them all. Before leaving I turned the heater on the room on so that it would be warm enough.

Once I had left the room the kid's movie had just finished. I walked into the living room and saw that all the kids were looking at me."Its getting late so its time for bed". There was a lot of complaining. "But I'm not tired", Konan said. "I'm not fucking going to bed!", Hidan yelled. "Yes you guys are, if you are good I might buy you something tomorrow when we go out". That got them motivated and they followed me into their room. I called Zetsu inside and went to the library and called Pein and Itachi. "But I don't want to go to bed", Pein says. "You're in the body of a five year old, you are going to be very grumpy if you don't get some sleep mister". He grunts and pushes past me then disappears into the room with everyone else.

I walk in and see that they have all decided their sleeping spots and are all sitting up. "If you need anything you will find me in the room next to yours and don't be afraid, if anything tries to hurt you I will kill it, Ok good night", I say about to walk out. "Wait!", Konan yells. "What is it?", I ask. "Can you kiss me good night?", she asks. I sigh. "Does anyone else want me to kiss them goodnight?". Everyone except Pein puts their hand up. I walk over to their beds and they sit on the end of them. First I kiss Konan on the fore head then Zetsu, Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Kakuzu and then Hidan. Hidan tried to kiss me on the mouth but I dodged and grabbed his head, placing a kiss on his forehead. "How are you such a perv at this age?", I ask. He winks at me and I poke my tongue out in return. I stand by the door waiting for them to get ready, once all of them are lying down I smile at them. "I'm in the room next door if you need me, good night". I switch the light off and partially close the door.

It was quiet early and I was already exhausted. Looking after ten kids is hard work. I collapse on my bed and snuggle into my pillow. I had no idea what time those guys were going to get me up so I have to get as much sleep as I can. I'm going to have to bring them all into town with me tomorrow, I wonder how that will go? I close my eyes and let sleep take over, it was as if today I woke up from my nightmare.

Well how was that? I know that I should be updating my other stories but nah. I started this new story because I hate myself and just made a new commitment. Ugh I'm so dumb. I promise that I won't start anymore stories until I finish my other ones. Vote and follow me for more. Thank ya XD