JK: wait so let me get this straight
JK: you have Connor's sketchbook and he has a journal that you keep
EH: yes and I'm really freaking out what if he reads it!!
JK: what did you write like gay porn in there?
EH: writing porn??
EH: wait Jared stop we need to get focused
JK: have you ever heard of wattpad or ao3
EH: Jared enough about your worded porn
JK: okayyy where were we?
EH: Connor has my journal!
JK: what were you writing that you were hiding?
EH: okay don't be freaked out
JK: if it's porn I'm proud of you and I'll make you a wattpad account
EH: it's not porn!!
EH: okay I write down notes on people and how they react to things
JK: ???
JK: so like a freaky human behavior shit
EH: yes pretty much
EH: I took physcology for two years it's interesting and it sticks, so I like to do this!!
EH: it helps not talking and writing down observations of people so I don't get side tracked and so that my mind doesn't get all junked up with this stuff!!
JK: so what do you have to hide from your fuck buddy?
EH: be respectful. Connor is not a fuck buddy!! Connor is a human person and deserved respect as my friend!!
JK: so just text him and tell him you accidentally have his sketchbook
EH: BUT HOW
JK: go like,,
JK: heyyy Connor you know that journal you sketch in and how it looks basically identical to my writing journal?? Yeah I have yours and I'm sure you have mine, so if we can exchange soon that would be great
JK: also im gay for you just throwing that out there
EH: I'll text him and see if he read anything!!
EH: and no we're not gay together
JK: haha yeah sure buddy
JK: go text him and go get that freaky sex journal back
EH: my journal has nothing to do with sex or porn Jared
EH: I'm not writing about sex with Connor I know you'll ask
EH: and I'm not writing about sex with you I know you'll ask eventually
EH: nothing is about sex or porn
JK: there goes my hopes
JK: you'll succumb to the internet eventually
JK: I mean, you always sit on your laptop every Friday night instead of going out with friends anyway like what do you even do
EH: oh my gosh I saw this one documentary of the long term effects of high THC levels in the brain it was pretty darn cool if you ask me
JK: neRd
EH: but there was another one that I really want to see soon it's not medical related it was one about the evolution of humans starting to slow down and if animals could surpass us as a species that would be so cool
JK: to prove how much of a nerd you are tell me a random fact about an animal
EH: spiders are asthmatic
JK: nerd
EH: oh shit I have to text Connor
JK: o h my fucking Jesus shitting Christ watch your language
EH: I'll text you afterwards Jare!!
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I have no idea where I was going but school is starting and my brain has flatlined in terms of creative writing
So have Jared texting Evan, because I love Jared sfm
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