Kageyama with his child

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Kageyama: ........

Kageyama: What is this thing?

Baby: *wants to get carried* Papa!

Kageyama: What Papa? My name is Kageyama Tobio....are you a dumbass like Hinata?

Baby: *cries*

Kageyama: W-WHY IS IT CRYING NOW OMG

Kageyama: *picks up the baby* What do I do with this!?

Kageyama: *Panic(! at the disco)*

Kageyama: *starts tossing his child and catching it also*

Baby: *starts laughing*

Kageyama: Oh...You like...tossing?

Hinata: *barged in the door* I SEE YOU TOSSED SOMETHING!

Kageyama: NO HINATA DON'T SPIKE OUR BABY

Kageyama: *tossed the baby way too high it flew to space*

Kageyama: ........

Hinata: ..........

Kageyama: Oh fuck

-meanwhile in space-

Oikawa: WHY IS THERE A BABY IN HERE!?

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Yayy I finally updated something 😆😆...

I love how symmetrical my phone looks right now I'm crying in happiness 😢😍

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