Helping Their Kid With Their Homework

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Hinata:

-"Okay-OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE A DRAWING OF A BOY'S PEE PEE IN UR BOOK?"

- Calls Sugawara for help

- "Suga-san what's a reproductive system?"

Kageyama:

- "How can you memorize all these stuff?"

- "Okay, so 5 + 5 is....15 right?"

- "You know....If you didn't succeed in education....You can always be a volleyball player"

Sugawara:

- Is so nice omg what did we do to deserve him

- Brings his kid some snacks while helping him in his homework

- "No (kid's name) that's not your uncle Asahi that's Jesus"

Daichi:

- "You're doing good (kid's name)! Keep it up!"

- Pats his kid's head after doing something right

- "(Kid's name) don't be like your uncle Hinata and Kageyama when you grow up....Until now they still don't know the sun is a star"

Nishinoya:

- "It's okay (kid's name) when your grades fall down.......you can always save it with the ROLLING THUNDAHH"

- Plays with his kid instead

- Forgets about kid's homework...R.I.P Grades

Asahi:

- "Okay so first we have to make sure you won't fail"

- "Oh no what if I make u fail"

- Ends up asking Daichi for help

Tanaka:

- "Daddy look it's you!" *points at a picture of an egg*

- "(kid's name) I can help you but.....do you know how hard it is when I was your age"

- "Dad no need to be dramatic and telling your life story with me just help me with this"

Tsukishima:

- "Can't you do it instead?"

- "Dad I'll give you strawberry short cake after this"

- Helps his kid instantly

Yamaguchi:

- Explains everything carefully so the kid understands well 

- "Do you get it now?"

- "Oh sorry dad I was distracted by your freckles"

Kuroo:

- "You know.....When I was your age I always have perfect scores on my homework"

- "But didn't uncle Kenma did those?"

- "Oh sh* " #exposed

Kenma:

- "Uhm, dad? Aren't you gonna help me now?"

- Kenma is still on his phone

- "Yes (kid's name) I'm listening

Lev:

- Helps his kid while making jokes also

- "Ohh that homework was short! Like your uncle Yaku!"

- You can hear Yaku kicking Lev in the distance

Yaku:

- Maybe also has scoldings when he helps his kid

- "Dad, how do you increase height?"

- "That.....I don't know"

Oikawa:

- Confidently goes up to his kid

- Pretends to know everything

- "(kid's name)....I may have a pretty face but I don't really have a pretty brain for this"

Iwaizumi:

- Teaches his kid well and understanding

- "Garbage bags...Isn't that what u call Uncle Oikawa?"

- ".....You've learned very well"

Bokuto:

- "Learning about Owls? Don't worry (kid's name) I am expert in those"

- "Oh but name those Owls in the picture"

- "Name that one Akaashi"

Akaashi:

-Is very wise omfg he is an owl after all

-Father Akaashi at your service 

- "Dad, how are babies made?" akaashi.exe has stopped working

Ushijima:

- "This wouldn't happen to you came to Shiratorizawa"

- "But dad I am in Shiratorizawa"

- "Oh"

Tendou:

- Cracks jokes instead of Helping

- Kid ends up doing it by himself

- "You know I think the answer is that" *points at wrong answer*

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(THIS IS EDITED BTW CAUSE I FKIN FORGOT TO PUT AKAASHI HERE OMFG PLES DON'T KILL ME THIS IS THE REASON WHY NOBODY LIKES ME OMFG)

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