NHF - Non Haikyuu Fan
NHF: Okay so this is the Nekoma team you were saying?
Me: Yes, That's Kenma he likes gaming, That tall bean is Lev he is half russian, That's Yamamoto and he is pretty similar to Tanaka from Karasuno-
NHF: Ohh who's that guy with the black hair? He looks hot
Me: Oh uhm.....He's the captain,
Kuroo (literally imagined him in the intro of spongebob all like "ARE YE READY KIDS!?")
NHF: What is he like??
Me: Well....What do you think he is like first?
NHF: Hmm I think he is that kind od guy who is very strict but also responsible kind of team mate and maybe he could be so badass with those leather jackets and stuff and maybe he is also good at working out....and he also looks like an expert in relationships where he knows what his girl's thoughts are
Me: ............*in thoughts*
Kuroo: Oya oya oya?
Kuroo: Hey Kenma does my jersey make my butt look big? I mean I know you like staring at them so now I am giving you a chance to observe them.....
Kuroo: I wonder if I squeeze my butt cheeks together will I turn into All Might from Boku No Hero Academia?
Kuroo: Hey Bokuto, Knock knock
Bokuto: Who's there?
Kuroo: Dishes
Bokuto: Dishes who?
Kuroo: Dishes a bad joke (for those who doesn't get it: Dishes-This is)
Kuroo and Bokuto: *snorts*
Kuroo: *laughs like a hyena*
Kuroo: *sings the my little pony theme song*
Kuroo: *literally plays nyan cat in the gym during practices*
Kuroo: Tsukki! On a scale of 1 to Kozume Kenma, How hot am I?
Kuroo: some *bursts through Nekoma's gym* BODY ONCE TOLD ME
*end of thoughts*
Me: .......yeah...very strict and badass....
Let us all appreciate Kuroo Tetsurou lololol ^^
Yes appreciate him ^^
Now Kuroo say I love you to the reader!
Kuroo: I LOVE YOU (Y/N) ❤😙
