Rich Boy!Yamaguchi
Thug!Kageyama
Hinata: Kageyama!!
Hinata: KAGEYAAMMAA!!!
Hinata: Tsukishima...Have you seen Kageyama?
Tsukishima: I'd rather not...
Hinata: Yamaguchi's not here too....Aren't you going to look for him?
Tsukishima: No...He'll come back anyways
Hinata: What if they're together?
Tsukishima: Why would I care about that?
Hinata: HE'S yOuR BoyFRiENd ArEn'T yoU SuppOse TO cArE AboUT HiM!?
Tsukishima: *starts blushing* just shut up shrimp
-And so they both started looking for Kageyama and Yamaguchi-
*Meanwhile with YAMAGUCCI and SWAGEYAMA*
Swageyama: Ey yo Gucci boi! have You seen mah boi the Tangerine??!
Yamagucci: I bet my 1,000 dollars ass, I haven't seen him
Swageyama: 1,000 dollars!? I ain't got time for that expensive piece of shit!
Yamagucci: Listen here you....Boy that looked like who drank cheap vodka and dressed like a noob....No one asked you to have time for my ass.....But Mr.Salt does
Swageyama: Oh you mean that guy who once wore a dinosaur onesie and went all T-Rex shit in his room?
Yamagucci: ......How on earth did you know that
Swageyama: Yo President Putin.....I have two eyes that can see
Yamagucci: Did yOu jUsT cALLed mE thE preSideNt of RussiA?!
Swageyama: Oh Yes I did! ya know...You remind me of this one Russian guy I met
Viktur Niki4rov: DiD somEboDy saY RusSia!?
Swageyama and Yamagucci: ShuT uP ViktUr No OnE LikES yOu HErE
Viktur Niki4rov: *sad face*
Yamagucci: But I like your sunglasses tho....Where did you buy it?
Viktur Niki4rov: Oh the Gucci Store
Yamagucci: LuV iT!! I can tell that costs 3,000
Swageyama: DaAaAMmnNN You pay that with your ass?
Yamagucci: I told you My ass is not a wallet
Swageyama: WeLL yoU have your wallet in your back pocket....and where's your back pocket? on your ass...Like you have them both on each butt cheek
Yamagucci: Watch your mouth you Blueberry with cheap sunglasses!
Swageyama: Ye I'm watchin it right now
Yamagucci: No Not literally!
Swageyama: No one tells me what to do mistah!
Yamagucci: Well I can! I can pay you if you listen to me!
Swageyama: Well I ain't believin ya
Yamagucci: AhEm I am the owner of the Gucci store that you see in every mall and also the son of Hitler
Swageyama: SoN oF whO!?
Yamagucci: Sorry....I meant DOnald TruMp
Swageyama: SoN of A DeviL!
Yamagucci: ShiT NO!
Swageyama: WOAh woah WOah You kiss Mr.Salt with that mouth? better clean it up with your 5,000 dollars cleaning supplies
Yamagucci: Seriously not even my freckles give a fuck about what you say
Swageyama: Then why are you here right now?
Yamagucci: Cause we're both lost!
Swageyama: You're Rich! you must have a tracking device in your pants or something!
Yamagucci: I don't!
Swageyama: Well That's lame!
*Hinata and Tsukishima finally found them*
Swageyama: Ey yo! look! it's Mah man with your MAn!
Hinata: Kageyama! I've been looking for you everywhere!
Swageyama: NoW whO tHE fuCk is ThiS KAgeyAma shIT arE yOu CheaTiN On Me!?
Hinata: Eh? *^*
Tsukishima: Yamaguchi is Gucci all you wear?
Yamagucci: *looks at his Gucci shirt, Gucci pants, Gucci underwear, Gucci bra (shhh), Gucci belt, Gucci socks, Gucci shoes, Gucci Jacket, Gucci EvEryThinG* NAh ThesE aRen't GucCi
Swageyama: Ey why da fuck you lyin
Yamagucci: I am not lying.....I am telling the truth...
Swageyama: LiArs Go To HelL GucCI bOi
Yamagucci: Ah whatver
Hinata: What happened to you guys?
Swageyama: DruGS
Yamagucci: No we don't do drugs
Swageyama: I'm HigH riGHt NoW....So I dO drugS
Yamagucci: You're not high...you're low
Swageyama: sAY whaT NoW?!
Tsukishima: Yamaguchi is you're trying to be funny then it's not working
Yamagucci: Just LauGh At It!
Hinata: Tsukishima I think we found the wrong Yamaguchi and Kageyama
Swageyama: OncE AgAin WhO is ThiS KAgeyAma BoI
Hinata: *drags Tsukishima* BYE!!!
Swageyama: NO! GUcci BOi TheY LefT us!
Yamagucci: Well They didn't Right us.....
Swageyama: ......
Yamagucci: ........
Swageyama: ........
Yamagucci: ........
Swageyama: You should change your name to Punagucci....
Yamagucci: That sounds lame
Swageyama: LiKE yoUR JokES
Yamagucci: NoW ExCUsE mE
*bleeeep~*
Yo wasssup Swageyama here, Now that's all for the Swageyama and Yamagucci- I mean PUNagucci story....but be sure to vote for this chapter or else I will give drugs to the author, and......Yo AUthOr WhAt dO yOu sAY At ThE End Of ThOSe TyPIcaLL ChapTERs!?
Stay tune for the-
YeAH StaY TUnEd FOr ThE NexT ChApTer! PeaCe OuT!
*throws money on this page* -Yamagucci
what have I done to them? xD
