~⊙HAIKYUU CRACK FICS⊙~

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HeY heY HEy I'm back from my exhausting 2 and a half? Oh fuck that, weeks of volleyball matches ^^ Well jt was shorter than I expected 😆😆

So basically.....my stamina hasn't really drained yet, but I feel like I am dying already hAlp

So this chapter is just gonna be me telling a story about what happened in these days of receiving, blocking, setting, spiking and serving balls-VOLLEYBALLS I meant✌✌

Sooooo Sit down(or lay down if you are), Relax, Grab a Gari Gari Kun xD Or anything and enjoy the story

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Well, this is my first time playing matches as a captain of my team and shit, I have to admit I am not that very good at scolding but I just tend to join in their childishness...So what I am saying is I am an 'I-am-about-to-scold-you-but-I'd-rather-join-in-your-childishness' kind of captain instead of an 'I-am-very-responsible-and-I-scold-my-children-well' captain xD

No, I just can't be a Daichi in my team xD The gap in our personalities are very far xD

So once we got down from our bus to our destination, Fuck it was so huge(that's what she said), I feel like a child seeing a place full of candy in front of me

Well I decided to roam around for a while cause our coach and our manager is talking about something and shit while my team mates are all gathered

After 10 seconds of walking around and being amused by things......

I got lost xD

I legit face palmed to myself like I am so stupid xD

Then someone called me on my phone it was our Ace (aka my waifu), her name is Izara btw(I call her Iza), Once I answered the phone call....

"OI TRASH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" she legit shouted on the phone xD I just laughed at her.......I hate myself

"Am in front of the garden thingy?" I said while getting chased by a fkin crow legit it keeps cawing at me while flying towards me damn u karasuno

So I waited for her to come to where I stood....wait no I mean getting chased by a crow but it finally went back to its gang on the trees xD

Maybe like 5 seconds later I heard someone shouting

"TRASH!"

Anddd someone threw an empty water bottle at my head, I looked back and saw Iza with an I-am-so-fkin-done-with-ur-shit face

Well after Iza dragging the whining me back to the entrance, We all went inside the venue and saw a lot of Volleyball players in their jerseys practicing and all like I was all smiling to myself cause everything in this scene reminds me of Haikyuu

Tbh I already missed my older jersey it was orange and black (like karasuno's) and it was loyal to me ever since and now I have to wear this new jersey we have, it's bright turquoise and black and legit already have the number 1 as my number screeechhhh cAptAiN

So then I started practicing my serves well everybody is practicing now also so....

When I did the jump serve.......I accidentally hit Iza on the face.....And oh damn she is so pissed

I just throw out a peace sign for some....Peace

But you know what this reminds me of?

yeah that xD

Well I gotta admit I really hate the captain on our first opponent...When we were gonna shake hands she's all

"Well you already look like a complete loser to me"

Well, It's a good thing I have my 'deal with it' sunglasses on

"You seem to like the word 'loser' a lot huh? Don't worry....We'll call you that also after the match" -Me 🖕🖕

So yeah we ended up winning the match with just two sets,

Then suddenly I saw a fkin egg(no not tanaka) being tossed in the air and a spiker spiking it to the ground....Nope it's not my team btw

wtf is going on

Oh and during a match, It was my turn to serve then when I was about to toss the ball in the air for a jump serve somebody just fkin blast the 4th opening of Haikyuu, Fly High, in the gym, I was ShoOk that I didn't get to hit the ball that I tossed in the air it just landed on my head like omfg ItS HaikYuU meHN

Then Iza just went all "omfG trAshyKeI cAn yoU juST ServE!?" Then later got hit on the head by a volleyball.....so mean >_<

BuT stILL iT'S HaikYuU!!!!1!!

Then matches after matches blah blah blah after all those, The coaches and managers all treated us a meal (no not barbeque xD)

So we just lost 2 matches and the rest we won and shit yeah well I can't remember how many matches we had so....

Oh and this person I met there kept asking me to teach her how to serve like almost EveRyDay like omg she never stops am screeching to the aliens above

And btw it feels so fkin good whenever I do a setter's dump like GUAHHHH

that's all ^^ it was fun overall.....I mean let's just put aside me clinging to Iza a lot and her hitting me and calling me trash after but yeah ^^

cracky chapters will be up next ^^

(Was rewatching Your Lie In April aka anime full of feels and just realized young Arima is a black haired Tsukki ^^ so fkin cute tho)