The whole team: *walks in a grocery store*
Nishinoya: WOAHH!!
Hinata: Woooahhhh!! It's so bigg!! *starts running around with Noya*
Sugawara: NoW nOw behave properly! Noya! Hinata!
Daichi: I'll handle them....*walks over the running shorties and grab them by their heads*
Noya and Hinata: *gulps*
Daichi: *dark aura, fire background, demonic soundtrack* behave...
Noya and Hinata: Y-Yes Daichi.....
During grocery shopping
Tsukishima: *just following everyone*
Tanaka: *snickers behind him and pours salt on Tsukishima*
Tsukishima: W-What the......
Tanaka: oH LoOk iT'S SalT!! *laughs with Nishinoya*
Yamaguchi: NiCe TsUkKi!!
Tsukishima: Yamaguchi wtf.....
Yamaguchi: TsuKKi!!
Tsukishima: What?
Yamaguchi: TsukKI!!
Tsukishima: What!?
Yamaguchi: TSUKKI!!!!
Tsukishima: WHAT!?
Yamaguchi: *giggles* I love it when you say What....
Tsukishima: omg
Tanaka: omg
Nishinoya: omg
Legit everyone: omG
In the fruits' section
Sugawara: Daichi, do we have bananas?
Daichi: Of course we have bananas I mean we have them in our pants all the time....
Sugawara: what?
Daichi: what?
Daichi: *clears throat* I mean no we don't have them anymore
Ennoshita: I heard that Daichi...
Daichi: Just be quiet
Hinata: GUYS I THINK WE LOST KAGEYAMA!!
Sugawara: Eh!? Where did he went!?
Hinata: I DON'T KNOW!! THAT GUYIS BAD AT DIRECTIONS!
Sugawara: LEt'S LoOk fOr Him!!
*Looks for Kageyama*
Hinata: OH NO!!!
Daichi: What happened!?
Hinata: I think......I think KaGeYaMA tUrnEd InTO a BluEberRy!
All: Eh!??!?!?!!
Hinata: I think this is him! *picks a darker blueberry* cause it's darker.....
Sugawara: OH JeSUs TakE tHe WhEEL!!
Asahi: *takes the wheel*
Nishinoya: Asahi why are you holding a wheel?
Asahi: Well.....
Tanaka: He's Jesus
Nishinoya: *gasp* SIGN MY BIBLE PLEASE!
Ennoshita: You read bibles Nishinoya?
Nishinoya: ......No
Hinata: KAGEYAMA!! WHAT WITCH PUTTED A CURSE ON YOU AND MADE YOU TURN INTO A BLUEBERRY!! *cries*
