Hinata Shouyo:
"I-I w-want that a-a-a-ass like I wanted to b-be an A-Ace-WAAAHHH WHY AM I SAYING THIS KAGEYAMA HELP ME!"
Kageyama: Calm down you idiot!
Kageyama Tobio:
"You look very nuff-k-knife...n-nice.....and......I like milk"
Hinata: pfft Kageyama what was that
Kageyama: shut up you dumbass!
Sugawara Koushi:
"What's the difference between 'I will hit my teammates' and 'I will hit you'?.........the difference is the first one 'I will hit my teammates' and the second? I will hit on you"
Everyone: .......
Everyone: Daaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnn!!
Sawamura Daichi:
"You can call me daddy"
Sugawara: that's all?
Daichi: ......yes
Azumane Asahi:
"I am an Ace and Aces have a thing for girls like you"
Nishinoya: HAHAHA! you are really bad at pick up lines Asahi!
Sugawara: Nishinoya!
Nishinoya Yuu:
"If I'm a Libero I don't just save balls from falling but I can also save you from falling *wink wonk*"
Tanaka: NOYA THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Nishinoya: I KNOW RIGHT!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke:
"The number of long hair on my head is the number of hate I have for you"
Tsukishima: but you're bald....
Tanaka: Eggxactly....
Tsukishima Kei:
"I love you as much as I love seeing people hundred meters away from me"
Yamaguchi: NIcE TSUkkI
Tsukishima: Jesus chri-
Asahi: yes?
Yamaguchi Tadashi:
"I'll stop loving you when I stop saying Tsukki"
Daichi: don't you always say Tsukki?
Yamaguchi: Exactly
Kuroo Tetsuro:
"I'll also give you a bed hair tonight *wink wonk*"
Lev: I don't get it.....
Kuroo: well basically-
Yaku: KUROO NO
Kozume Kenma:
"I would pause my video game for you"
Kuroo: you never did that to me
Kenma: just cause I hate you
Haiba Lev:
"What's a pick up line?"
Kuroo: wow....girls would be soo into you
Lev: ReALLy??!
Morisuke Yaku:
"Call me short and I will hug you like a koala"
Lev: AwE YakU tHaT wAS AdoRAblE!!
Taketora Yamamoto:
Kuroo: He doesn't need a pick up line.....just be a cute lady manager and he likea you already...
Taketora: BUT KUROO-
Tanaka: SHITTY BOY
Oikawa Tooru:
"I may be a Grand King but I also have a Grand Kink *wink wonk*"
*is literally looking at Iwa-chan*
Iwaizumi: No...
Iwaizumi Hajime:
"You're not Oikawa Tooru....I like you already"
Oikawa: SO MEAN IWA-CHAN!! X((
Ushijima Wakatoshi:
"If you come to our school then I will love you forever"
Oikawa: BOO!!
Satori Tendou:
"I GUESS that you and I will get married"
Semi: You guess only?
Tendou: YES NOW DON'T JUDGE ME
Semi Eita:
"I would EITA you...."
Shirabu:......wtf
Shirabu Kenjirou:
"I would set us up......"
Semi: .........wtf
#backfire
Goshiki Tsutomu:
"I may be a cinnamon roll but with you I can be a Sinnamon roll"
*cries after*
Bokuto Koutarou:
"Hoot hoot you are so Hot Hot"
Bokuto: AkgAASHee how was that!?
Akaashi: .......very lively
Akaashi Keiji:
"Owl be with you on he bed tonight"
Bokuto: *screeches*
Akaashi: I regret saying that...
