Annabeth: The Galapagos Islands! The turtles <3
Percy: Yeah, so you can live with your family.
Annabeth: Seriously Percy.
Piper: *bats eyelashes*
Frank: I want to go to Madagascar.
Percy: AND GET EATEN ALIVE BY THE FOOSAS.
Frank: Percy, foosas don't eat people.
Percy: Keep talking, you'll see.
Frank: Anyhow, Hazel, where do you wanna---
Percy: FSHING FSHING FSHING!!!
Frank: What are you doing?
Percy: Imitating the sound the foosas teeth will make when they sink into your butt.
Frank: Jesus Zeus Christ Percy.
Frank: We are trying to have a conversation.
Percy: It's your funeral lol.
Frank: So Hazel, where do you---
Percy: Literally.
Frank: TELL US HAZEL, WHERE DO YOU WANNA G---
Percy: People usually say "It's your funeral" as a figure if speech but I'm not playing games.
Frank: Can somebody put a bag iver his head?
Percy: Finally........... Foosa Frank.
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This made sense but also did not make sense. Btw most of these are coming from @/thesassysevendemigods on Instagram.
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