To Hazel: Do you know Facebook?
Hazel: Of course!!! I mean who doesn't?!?!
Frank: Hazel, I don't think you know...
Hazel: Of course I know Frank!! Here let me show you...
Hazel: Step 1: Get a book.
Hazel: Step 2: Call someone over. Like for example: Leo get over here!!! NOW!!!
Leo: Yes Ma'am.
Frank: I do--
Hazel: Don't interupt me or you get Facebook.
Frank: Ok jeez.
Hazel: Step 3: Hit that person with a book. *hits Leo with le book*
Leo: Ow!!! What was that for!!!
Leo: HELP SOMEBODY I'M DYING!!! *le dies*
Hazel: Step 4: Yell: "YOU HAVE BEEN FACEBOOKED!!!"
Percy: I have taught you well grasshopper.
Hazel: Thank you Sensa.
Frank: LOOK A T WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO LEO!!!
Percy: *le Facebook Frank* Hehe. Now no one knows what we did.
Frank: I. AM. DEAD. *le die*
Percy: *Facebook everyone on the Argo II*
Percy: Now no one knows. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hazel: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE PERCY!!! YOU ARE A MONSTER!!! *cries*
Percy: *snap out of trance* I did this?
Hazel: YESSS!!!
Percy: NOOOOO... I KILLED ANNABETH!!!
Hazel: ...
Percy: *le Facebook self*
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