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To Hazel: Do you know Facebook?

Hazel: Of course!!! I mean who doesn't?!?!

Frank: Hazel, I don't think you know...

Hazel: Of course I know Frank!! Here let me show you...

Hazel: Step 1: Get a book.

Hazel: Step 2: Call someone over. Like for example: Leo get over here!!! NOW!!!

Leo: Yes Ma'am.

Frank: I do--

Hazel: Don't interupt me or you get Facebook.

Frank: Ok jeez.

Hazel: Step 3: Hit that person with a book. *hits Leo with le book*

Leo: Ow!!! What was that for!!!

Leo: HELP SOMEBODY I'M DYING!!! *le dies*

Hazel: Step 4: Yell: "YOU HAVE BEEN FACEBOOKED!!!"

Percy: I have taught you well grasshopper.

Hazel: Thank you Sensa.

Frank: LOOK A T WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO LEO!!!

Percy: *le Facebook Frank* Hehe. Now no one knows what we did.

Frank: I. AM. DEAD. *le die*

Percy: *Facebook everyone on the Argo II*

Percy: Now no one knows. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hazel: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE PERCY!!! YOU ARE A MONSTER!!! *cries*

Percy: *snap out of trance* I did this?

Hazel: YESSS!!!

Percy: NOOOOO... I KILLED ANNABETH!!!

Hazel: ...

Percy: *le Facebook self*

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