you're a dick; why don't we

intro

      "WHAT NO! I CAN'T DATE THAT....THING!" I stand up and throw my finger towards Jonah. Jonah stands up mocking my actions and defends himself.

       "LAST TIME I CHECKED I'M A HUMAN BEING! NOT AN THING!"

       a story where one is forced to date another while falling for his best friend at the same time.