ASK OR DARE THE SEPTICEYE FAM! ~Book 1~

One Ask, Many Answers

KelpieWing : What is the weirdest situation Jack (the original lol) had to get you out of? (Just a question sorry)

No worries. Uhm. Well since you weren't really specific, uh, we'll all say something. He had to get me out of my rant about the crazy fangirl that's stalking him on Twitter and is bullying Signe. Also, if you're that Twitter user.....

You guys please don't stalk them and try to get Senpai to be yours. This ain't Mirai Nikki bitches.

Mark: Jack had to get me out of a pack of squirrels.....

Anti: Jack got me out of jail..... Don't ask.

Dark: *rolls eyes* Pathetic mortal TRIED to help me hell. CHOBI IS NOT A THREAT HE WAS CHASING ME BECAUSE WE WERE PLAYING TAG!!!! *growls*

Goop: Jack got me out of a bar brawl. THAT SLUTTY BITCH STARTED IT!

Nightmare: Jack got my head freed from a cookie jar....

Lil A: Jack got me out of....... Hmm.... I don't know.

Lil D: ............. ........... ............ ∩^ω^∩

Bing: Jack got me out of a virus attack.

Google: Jack..... He plugged me in because I was almost dead.

Big A: Jack got my tail unstuck from the fence.

Jacksepticat: Jack got my yarn back when I left it outside.

(A/N): That's pretty much it right now. I'm sorry if it's short I don't have enough time, battery power, patience (body is flowing with Satan's Sacrificial Waterfall), and I'm away so yeah. It's not perfect but I'll try harder next time. Also sorry if everything was completely bullshit chapters that were not any asks or dares since I basically went on a rant about Septiplier n shit. I would continue ranting now as I am in excruciating pain, but it's so painful that I can't. (Comment "I cri every time m8 ;-;" if you feel me bro)

So yeah, I might have to do another bullshit chapter but it's because I have no fucking clue what I'm doing with my life.

Sorry.