We're gonna need a bigger page.... also I don't feel like tagging today sooooo.
Random person: *lunges cookies at Jack* SWEET SURPRISE BITCH!!!
Jack: ALL DA COOKIES ARE MINEEE!!! *devours cookies*
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Random Person: I am a. Bird
Dark: Good for you. I'm a demon. So get on my level. *flips you off*
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Random person: Can Dark or Anti go on a date and is Anti or Dark shape shifters?
Anti: Bitch no. I'm with Nightmare. Fuck off.
Dark: *bursts out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ANTI THEY THINK WE'RE SHAPE SHIFTERS!!!!!
Anti: *laughs too* HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD!!!
Goop: I AM THE ONE!!!!
Google: Bruh.
Goop: It's true though....
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Random person: I have a dare for Jack, but it involves Markimoo. *smiles and starts twitching* Can Mark in some way take his shirt off, reason doesn't matter, and then could Jack dump water all over Mark? *smiles and laughs continuing to twitch*
We've got another one.... *puts person into mental asylum*
Dr. Schneeplstein (sorry I can't spell today): What ze problem?
Fangirl overload.
Person: Must.... See.... Wet..... Markimoo.... *giggles insanely*
Dr. Schneeplstein: Oh my! We muzt take ze patient to ze solitary confinement chamber! Right zis way! *takes person away*
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Random Person: Lil A, do you love Lil D? Also can Lil A kiss Lil D?
Lil A: Okay first off, no I'm not kissing him.
Lil D: ;-;
Lil A: Sorry Lil D. *sighs* But as I was saying. I can't bring myself to do it. There's something about Lil D that I don't want my landfill of a body and mind destroying. Yet at the same time I want to keep him safe from others who might try to put out this... sunshine. *bites lip* At first, I was all badass.... Then Lil D came along, and now look at me. I'm a babysitter. Something that I never dreamed of.
*whispers* In other words he means Lil D's innocence. Taking away his virginity will take away his innocence. So call 555-2471 to help protect this lil cinnamon roll. :3
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OculusIplier: I have a question! What's your favorite type of eye?
Grimiplier: For Christ's sake, Oculus...
Oculus: What? I need to know!!
Grim: I worry about you sometimes...
Oculus: Aww, you're too kind for your own good!
Grim: *face palm*
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ASK OR DARE THE SEPTICEYE FAM! ~Book 1~
FanfictionFrom Jacksepticeye to Little A, you can ask or dare ANY Septiceye you want!!!!! Update: Sorry that this book went from awesome to cringe like 100-0. This is Book 1 of the "ASK OR DARE THE SEPTICEYE FAM!" Series.
