Nico x reader

Parody

You and Nico were sitting on the couch ready for you children to show you what Nico taught them(nursery rhymes) what he didn't know is that you taught them cheeky ways to sing ,your daughter came,

"I will sing my abc
ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is pooing on my shoe now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife"

Nico's face was hilarious you couldn't help but let out a little laugh while trying to contain the rest of it.

Then your son came in,

"I will be singing kookaburra sits on the old gumtree,
Kookaburra sits on the electric wire jumping up and down with his pants on fire cry kookaburra cry kookaburra hot your butt must be"

You had to laugh but it wasn't to big so you wouldn't get caught and have him know it was your fault there singing like this.

Then they both came out,

"Now we are going to sing happy birthday since it's all most daddy's birthday
Happy birthday to you your a hundred and two you look like a monkey and smell like one two"

This was your breaking point, you couldn't hold it in any more, you burst out laughing ,you even fell on the floor.

"Y/n this was you wasn't it"

"Maybe"

"I worked really hard on teaching them that and you ruin it I'm net letting you get away that easily"

You got up and ran for it knowing what was coming up ,but thanks to your clumsiness you tripped ,slowing you down thus you getting your self into Nico's arm he picked you up and took you to the couch

"and for that you are now gonna watch Percy Jackson movies with me"

"WHAT! Noooooooooooo please don't do this please," you kicked and struggled to get out of his grip but he was too strong," what about the kids? Let me check in on them"

"Watching a movie"

"Please I'll do anything just please don't make me watch those horrible movies"

"Anything?"

"Anything" you said without thinking.

"You can't make blue cookies for a whole year"

You jaw dropped "fine I'll watch the stupid movies"

*half-way through movie*

Your face was hidden in Nico's chest.

"Please tell me the movies are over yet"

"Nope"

"This is like watching a horror movie but 10x scarier "

"Fine I'll stop them your free to go"

"Thanks" you peck his lips "but I think I'm gonna stay like this way to comfy"

Do you guys love my parodys my fav is the abc one and the kookaburra one

Peace out Ange