Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course! A house doesn't jump at all!
Doctor: I'm sorry but you're suffering from a terminal illness. You only have 10 to live..
Patient: what do you mean? 10 what? Days? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: nine
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
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A/N I'm going to be doing funniest puns in small parts.
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Jokes
RandomHere are some jokes. They may be bad but I gave it a shot so I hope you enjoy. This book includes -Tree puns -Silly puns -Knock knock jokes -Doctor Doctor jokes -Chicken jokes -Clean jokes -And more!!!
