Knock Knock Jokes

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"Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah reason you're not opening the door?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Juno
"Juno who
Juno I'm out here right?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
Cows go "moo" not "who"!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
No need to get upset, it's just a joke

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Steve Evans
"Steve Evans who?
You've forgotten me already?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle

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